Boise, Idaho.

Injury List

• Hit by a fancy beer bottle during a bar fight, gash in forehead (missing part of eyebrow) and split lip.
• Clipped by a car’s mirror, bruised ribs.
• Fell while scrambling out of a canyon, landed on hip and smashed knee while turning over. Possible bursitis.
• Rappelled down into a pool of water to take a bath, slash across stomach from swinging into a sharp rock.
• Eye completely blood shot for unknown reason.
• Giant Bruise on arm from something.
• Thigh, bloody and bruised, from something.
• Pinched shoulder tendon, can’t rest, slowly losing strength, but can still touch myself inappropriately.
• Two toe nails torn off from drunkenly riding a bike barefoot.
• Minor sunburn on penis.
• Psychologically: Fucked. 
• Sexually: Frustrated.

Overall, a good fucking time.